Oh braather. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse for America, Tori Spelling and her artfully inked hubby Dean McDermott went and proved you wrong. No, I’m not referring to their look at me, look at me reality show Tori & Dean which airs on Oxygen (which we all know is the end all be all of quality television programs); I am actually referring to a god awful photo shoot featuring the two as something they’ll never be – a famous couple.
Now I will use the term “actors” very loosely while describe these two individuals. Desperate, pleading, hopeless, inept are all words I think may fit more accurately. Don’t get me wrong, they seem like semi-decent human beings; however, they are a prime example of an ever growing Hollywood group that is so addicted to media attention that they will attempt anything, even theoretically pissing on famous graves as BWE claims.
I don’t think I have the desire to actually go into just how sad/awesomely bad this mini-photo shoot is; really, I just don’t have the time right now to go into those kinds of depths. So instead, I will let you judge for yourself. As always, comments, concerns, and healthy living tips are always welcome below!
No caption I could write would ever be better than this:
“Dean looks like a child molesting grocery store bag boy, and Tori looks… classy? Dead inside? Remind me the word. Because it is now, folks, that I give up at understanding life. Good day.” -BWE
Ugh. Let’s just say they’re no Reese and Joaquin.